pootles:

snooch

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

justalostnostalgicgeek:

i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

waaycest:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life